"And smale fowles maken melodye..."

[minoanmiss]

"That sleepen all the nicht with open ye
So priketh Nature in hir corages..."

Dear birds:

SHUT UP AND FUCK ALREADY

I understand horniness but I need to sleep.

No love, me.

Comments

[ex_flameandsong751]

-sends birds to horny jail-

[bikergeek]

[ex_flameandsong751]

😂😂😂

I LOVE THIS, THANK YOU

[bikergeek]

:) You're welcome. Glad you were amused.

[minoanmiss]

ahahahahaahahaha

[hitchhiker]

😂

[amaebi]

MADRUGADA

How busy the birds
at their rutting—logy chirps
to pull the sun up, wistful
calls to share the gentle night.
Such cloacal fury! Eggs
look much calmer than their onset.

***

[minoanmiss]

Eggs do look much calmer than their onset! ahaha I need to make a poem card out of this one, maybe with Leda and the Swan

[bikergeek]

LOL my first reaction when I saw the title of this post was "Can they please maken melodye someplace else? Or at least wait till a reasonable hour?"

[cmcmck]

They are starting up around 4.30 here now!

[lunabee34]

Ahahahaahhahaha. *hugs* I hope they shut up and you got some sleep.

[claudia603]

Here it's the damn geese honking at 4 a.m.

[kore]

As one friend of mine said, "Nightingales, the bunny rabbits of the bird world!" and I was like WHY DO YOU SAY THINGS I CAN NEVER UNHEAR

A couple yeras back there must have been multiple nests in a roof or tree or on the goddamn roof or osmething because EVERY MORNING at like qauarter to four ayem this IMMENSE racket would break out and go on for like forty-five minutes and then stop on a dime. And sometimes they'd be yakking away in the afternoon and all go very quiet for five minutes and then start up again. T said that wa sprobably when a cat walked by. It was the Dawn Chorus from Hell.