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[minoanmiss]

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/04/alabama-republican-john-merrill-extramarital-affair-senate-race.html

*cackles*
Imagine your favorite characters busting this guy...

Comments

[lunabee34]

What a piece of work. *disgusted*

[corvidology]

I'm too busy thinking 'it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.' Yeah...

[lynnenne]

Same.

[annonynous.livejournal.com]

Just out of curiosity, what would he be busted for? Adultery, which I suppose is technically a crime? Neither stupidity nor poor judgement are crimes per se, and he wasn't speaking under oath, it seems.

Ann O.

[minoanmiss]

Well, the overlap between what's wrong and what's a crime isn't 1:1. He has been busted for hypocrisy and mendacity, neither of which is against the law but both of which don't fit the Family Values Republican Lawmaker Job he was applying for.

[lokifan]

lmaoooooooooo

WOW.