Friday Night Foolishness: FMC!

[minoanmiss]

As in Fuck/Marry/toss off a Cliff!

Here are five sets to start with:

Finn/Poe/Rey
Alton Brown/Guy Fieri/Jamie Oliver
A Porsche/A Lamborghini/A Ferrari
J.M.Barrie/L. Frank Baum/Louis Carroll
Pedro Pascal/Diego Luna/Oscar Isaac

... I am a silly person. Anyway...

julian asked me: Wonder Woman, Rose Tico, Okoye?

OMG I would be so happy to kneel before General Okoye's glorious calves and work my way up.

I would totally marry Rose Tico. She is adorable and also she's very handy. I seem to have a thing for handy people (WD, Mr. RedTed, and TL are all very handy.)

Wonder Woman, especially Gal Gadot's, is a magnificent goddess and I would toss her off the cliff just for the pleasure of watching her fly.

Comments

[bikergeek]

Another sound piece of life advice from The Red Green Show, which I've very much taken to heart: "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

[acelightning]

Well, I learned at a very young age how to change fuses, unclog a toilet, jump-start a car with a dead battery, and where the stepladder is when I need something from that high shelf. In the early days of modern feminism, some of us were being encouraged to become our own husbands :-)

[katarik]

This one doesn't seem fair at all. I like your answer -- Diana only gets tossed off the cliff so she can soar back up. *firm nod*

[minoanmiss]

And then we can watch her fly!

[acelightning]

"A Porsche/A Lamborghini/A Ferrari"
The Porsche I'd let it roll off a cliff. The Lamborghini is almost worth marrying. And the Ferrari is "fuck me right here right now"! (I once saw a Ferrari parked at the curb near a trendy restaurant. This Ferrari had a tempered glass panel over the engine comparment, so you could see every beautiful mechanical detail - and they go out of their way to make even the greasy dirty parts of the engine beautiful, because it's a Ferrari. I walked around it a couple of times, staring down into the glass, and then mumbled to my husband, "I think I just came a little bit."

"J.M.Barrie/L. Frank Baum/Louis Carroll" Louis Carroll would go over the cliff - he's been copied too often. J.M. Barrie is marriagiable, because he knows how to communicate with children. And L. Frank Baum's inventively victorian imagination would make me fall madly in bed with him, although he'd be too victorian to take me up on my offer.

I would hug Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman and jump off a cliff, just so she could fly me back up to the top.

[minoanmiss]

I LOVE your answers. I was hoping someone who knew about cars would answer the car one, and you exceeded my most hopeful expectations!

[acelightning]

And nobody even mentioned a Corvette (which was my second favorite fantasy car after a Ferarri).

I'd really like to have Wonder Woman fly me out of danger...

[julian]

Finn/Rey/Poe

Uhhh. Make my life difficult, then.

Marry Finn, because he is solid and trustworthy and also Force Sensitive and I imagine that can lead to some interesting investigations eventually.

Admire Rey to the ends of the earth and back, but toss her off a cliff because she'll just float back up and I can admire her facial geometry some more.

Bonk Poe because he can't fly by himself and also he's gorgeous.

Han/Luke/Leia, original trilogy version?

[kore]

LOL, that's also my answer re the Golden Trio!

[minoanmiss]

Ahahah Ilthit just asked me about Han/Luke/Leia too. Quickly: fuck Han, marry Leia, virgins who can fly go over cliffs.

[julian]

Hee. Hi-5.

[corylea]

That would be my answer, too. :-)

[kore]

That is a superb answer! (I was thinking something similar re Rey and her ability to jump/bounce/float, heh.)

[minoanmiss]

Yeah, my answer wrt Rey would porbably be the same (otoh she has such long beautiful legs I would also like to lick my way up...)

[kore]

Did you see what she wore to the premiere?? WOMAN IN THE RED DRESS WHOO

https://assets.vogue.com/photos/5df96edb237cab0008681f6b/master/w_2100,h_2800,c_limit/Naomi%20Ackie%20Star%20Wars3.jpg

Also, where that photo is from - Ithought Naomi Ackie was hot in the film, but DAMN

https://www.vogue.com/vogueworld/slideshow/naomi-ackie-star-wars-rise-of-the-skywalker-premiere-diary

[minoanmiss]

!!!!!!!

[julian]

Homina.

(Plus, Kelly Marie Tran in that other dress, *wow*.)

[kore]

Kelly looks FAB. They all look so gorgeous I feel like a dirty old woman, heh.

[ilthit]

Wonder woman is a good choice, she will be fine. XD

Original Star Wars trio?

[minoanmiss]

Fuck Han (I have had a crush on Harrison Ford since I was 6 years ol), marry Leia (and probably get killed following her into adventures but I'd die happy), cliff Luke (he has the Force, he'll be fine, and I'm not really sure he'd know what sex even WAS)

[kore]

Once again we are AS ONE, yes (besides Luke has fallen down cliffs or whatever at least twice right?)

[ilthit]

:D Sounds sensible.

[gingicat]

Ahahaha the gulf between me and your amazing boyfriends is as wide as the gulf between me and J.

[minoanmiss]

In honesty, I don't think so. You do know a lot, and that isn't canceled out that they both know more (largely of necessity -- WD has basically rebuilt cars and has unambiguously built computers, and Mr. Rd Ted has been maintaining that house for decades). I am impressed with all three of you!

[libitina]

Finn/Poe/Rey - marry
Alton Brown/Guy Fieri/Jamie Oliver - cliff
Pedro Pascal/Diego Luna/Oscar Isaac - fuck!

That's how this meme works, right? 🖤

[minoanmiss]

ahahah EXACTLY

[sabotabby]

Hahaha correct decision.

[potofsoup]

chuck fuck marry for Finn/Poe/Rey...

I'd chuck Rey -- she wouldn't die due to force reasons, plus as a main character / destiny girl she has plenty of potential love interests
I'd fuck Poe -- he's got that intense firebrand thing going on, and probably not actually that good of a communicator in a long term relationship
I'd marry Finn, the adorable hufflepuff

[minoanmiss]

Amen. :)

[mekare]

He your answer is great.

It's funny how the answer for Finn, Poe and Rey seems to be the same for all commenters (as as me).

[julian]

I mean, I *could* cliff Poe, because he could manage to get into an X-Wing on the way down, and Rey is so very... Rey, but it didn't work that way at the time.

[ceo]

Porsche: marry (own)
Ferrari: fuck (as in drive one for a while)
Lamborghini: cliff (but drive it around first)

Marry Alton Brown and fuck Jamie Oliver purely for the opportunity to throw Guy Fieri off a cliff.