I have n't posted art in awhile! wtf!


Jolene: A ballad
By probablybadrpgideas:
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I’m begging of you please don’t kill that man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don’t kill him even though you can
Killers on a vile quest
Are gathered at the king’s behest
To slay the dreaded lich they call Jolene
Their blades will strike at all undead
And gleefully they’d take your head
Oh how I would mourn for thee Jolene
Your power it is beyond compare
Devouring souls without a care
With magiks beyond that of any queen
Your eyes burn with the fires of hell
a force they can never hope to quell
non can er’ compare with you Jolene
Your visage haunts my soundest sleep
There’s nothing they can do to keep
My undead heart from crying out Jolene
And I can easily understand
That you could conquer any land
but you don’t know what you do to me Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I’m begging of you please just take my hand.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Don’t try to kill them even if you can
Yes you could kill a thousand men
But you’d never find peace again
One lucky blow is all it takes Jolene
And so I come to plead anew
My happiness depends on you
And on what’er you choose to do Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I’m begging of you please just take my hand.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Don’t try to fight them even though you can


Jolene: A ballad
By probablybadrpgideas:
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I’m begging of you please don’t kill that man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don’t kill him even though you can
Killers on a vile quest
Are gathered at the king’s behest
To slay the dreaded lich they call Jolene
Their blades will strike at all undead
And gleefully they’d take your head
Oh how I would mourn for thee Jolene
Your power it is beyond compare
Devouring souls without a care
With magiks beyond that of any queen
Your eyes burn with the fires of hell
a force they can never hope to quell
non can er’ compare with you Jolene
Your visage haunts my soundest sleep
There’s nothing they can do to keep
My undead heart from crying out Jolene
And I can easily understand
That you could conquer any land
but you don’t know what you do to me Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I’m begging of you please just take my hand.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Don’t try to kill them even if you can
Yes you could kill a thousand men
But you’d never find peace again
One lucky blow is all it takes Jolene
And so I come to plead anew
My happiness depends on you
And on what’er you choose to do Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I’m begging of you please just take my hand.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Don’t try to fight them even though you can
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Date: 2019-10-20 08:44 pm (UTC)Another version that I like:
Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Is risen to destroy the realms of man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
And begging will not sway her from her plan
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Date: 2019-10-21 07:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-20 09:18 pm (UTC)(good filk, tho. also I like the first version's colors better.)
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Date: 2019-10-21 01:42 am (UTC)Ann O.
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Date: 2019-10-21 03:38 pm (UTC)The smaller one is Jolene's hobbit companion, who is singing the song. (Why hobbit? Because cute.)
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Date: 2019-10-21 05:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-21 07:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-22 05:43 am (UTC)She's also one hell of a good songwriter, a pretty decent guitar and banjo picker, a talented singer, and one of the best businesswomen in the country.
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Date: 2019-10-21 06:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-21 12:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-21 02:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-23 09:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-25 05:56 pm (UTC)