Gives new meaning to a woman holding a light

[minoanmiss]

"Don't you hate it when your banana doesn't perform?"

"BANANA CANDLE Retro Recipe Test | You Made What?!" (Watch on YouTube)

...no comment.

*giggle giggle giggle giggle*

Comments

[bikergeek]

All the men in the audience winced at 1:52.

I will stop there with the rude comments.

[sabotabby]

That was everything I hoped it would be.

Mormons. Mormons invented it. And it’s called Candle Salad. I made it for my friend’s weenie roast, though I used whipped cream rather than mayo, which is slightly less disgusting but still disgusting. People ate them all so I guess they tasted okay, but I didn’t because things I hate in order: bananas, maraschino cherries, canned pineapple, iceberg lettuce, whipped cream. There is a picture of me pretending to fellate one, but I didn’t actually put it in my mouth.

[peoriapeoriawhereart]

I offer the following, though I didn't see more than five seconds because that's how the internet be doing. I actually found it this time: A Saturdae

Yogurt. I don't think there's any lettuce though it would have been iceberg. Grape.

[minoanmiss]

OMG, that's amazing and terrifying.

[baranduin]

Her little face when she ate it!

[minoanmiss]

She has one of the best faces, truly.

[amaebi]

I first learned of that from Jane and Michael Stern, but never saw it live before.

[clevermanka]

I do like bananas (as long as they're not too soft), mayonnaise, dick jokes, and giving head and I still wouldn't have eaten that.

[gingicat]

The cute little hole left when she removed the toothpick...

[minoanmiss]

Oh my GAWD. falls over giggling