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[personal profile] minoanmiss
How's it going?

Today I picked up my phone, went to find my phone so I could go to work, could not find my phone, became alarmed, thought, "I should put down my phone so I can look for my phone with both hands," realized what I had just thought, and did not smack myself in the face.

So that's my morning so far.
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Date: 2026-01-15 01:43 pm (UTC)
princessofgeeks: Shane smiling, caption Canada's Shane Hollander (Default)
From: [personal profile] princessofgeeks
I do shit like that all the time.

I'm reading something on my phone and think, oh I need to find my phone before I lie down to read in case I get a text.

Right up there with searching for my glasses when they are on my head.

Date: 2026-01-15 02:48 pm (UTC)
celli: Puppet Angel with his hand over his face, captioned "facepalm" (Angel facepalm)
From: [personal profile] celli
We've all been there!!!

Date: 2026-01-15 03:11 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] cmcmck
Did this with my reading glasses this morning!

They were on top of my head..........

Date: 2026-01-15 08:53 pm (UTC)
ethelmay: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ethelmay
"Oh! E. left her phone at home. I should text her to let her kn---- oh, wait."

Date: 2026-01-15 10:18 pm (UTC)
corvidology: ([EMO] SHIFTY)
From: [personal profile] corvidology
I cannot relate to this post at all, nope.

Date: 2026-01-15 10:47 pm (UTC)
lunabee34: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lunabee34
This is a very familiar thought process for me. LOL

Date: 2026-01-16 03:51 am (UTC)
cellio: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cellio

I feel seen.

Date: 2026-01-16 07:01 pm (UTC)
drglam: Cloned kitten, in a beaker (Default)
From: [personal profile] drglam
Living a Lizzo song (the very first one I ever heard, 'Where the Hell Is My Phone?', which ends with an electronic voice saying "Your phone is in your hand.")

Date: 2026-01-16 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] rachelkg
I've done many versions of this. The very closest one is turning on my phone flashlight to aid in the search for my phone.

Date: 2026-01-17 12:58 am (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
Ahahaha, been there. The other day I spent 10 minutes looking for the keys that turned out to be in my jeans pocket, ready for me to leave.