How to sell watermelons

[minoanmiss]

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"Fruit salad, anyone?"

Comments

[full_metal_ox]

I wonder if a generous Patreon payment could persuade him to destroy an orange and a canteloupe (known as muskmelon on his side of the pond) with Tarantinian abandon?

[minoanmiss]

I think you should send the missive and see what happens. :D

[bikergeek]

Well. He's certainly an eyeful.

[full_metal_ox]

As well as a living retort to the sort of captious critic who refuses on principle to give epic action stunts the benefit of the doubt. If Blumineck can do it, it’s not a good look to insist that Robin Hood, Hawkeye, or Katniss couldn’t.

[corvidology]

...I think I'll skip the fruit salad... ;D

[minoanmiss]

More for me! (did you see those THIGHS?)

[gingicat]

Did you know he works with the person who provides photographic art references on Patreon?

[full_metal_ox]

…Blumineck works with Adorkastock?

There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.

[minoanmiss]

BWEE

[full_metal_ox]

And Blumineck and Adorkastock will meticulously and inclusively show us how to fight.

[flamingsword]

Hee!

[lokifan]

INCREDIBLE.

Also reminded me of the first time I saw Lizzie, a musical about Lizzie Borden - they represented the murder by having two pumpkins on stage that she SMASHED. Emphatically. They'd been filled with fake blood that went everywhere - we were in the third row and had been issued ponchos like it was Sea World!

[minoanmiss]

that sounds spectacular!

[full_metal_ox]

Or a Gallagher gig.