Brassicas have the same effects on my digestion as do alliums. Immediate and forceful bidirectional ejection. I had to leave the house when anyone chopped, cooked, or otherwise interacted with any of the cabbage family. (So I never learned my aunt's recipe for coleslaw.)
I tried to grow some useful plants (watercress), but I turn out to have the opposite effects on plants that I have on machinery. Plants die just for spite when I try to make them grow. I do know some people who can keep a spider plant alive in a NYC apartment. I get my plants from the nearest dispensary :-)
You realize that a big frilly Audrey cabbage skirt would be an obvious opportunity for somebody like nerdykeppie—and be particularly suited to plus-size wearers.
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malionette
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Date: 2025-02-09 03:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-02-09 03:47 am (UTC)And Audrey has got to be the most appreciatively sacrificed cabbage ever.
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Date: 2025-02-09 03:50 am (UTC)Definitely animal fodder -- this beautiful gardening boy has chickens!
I nearly died when he Burst Into Song omg eee
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Date: 2025-02-09 06:02 am (UTC)(I don’t know what Brian’s and Domonick’s own religious persuasions might be, but they sure seem to be doing Demeter’s work.)
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Date: 2025-02-09 10:48 pm (UTC)I do know some people who can keep a spider plant alive in a NYC apartment. I get my plants from the nearest dispensary :-)
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Date: 2025-02-09 10:10 am (UTC)We have fields and fields of them locally but nothing quite that size!
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Date: 2025-02-09 03:42 pm (UTC)You got me clicking over to the guy's website because I wanted to know where his farm was. Makes me want to grow cabbage!
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Date: 2025-02-12 05:03 am (UTC)So true!