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A joke I stole from Tumblr. (A horrible horrible irreverent terrible chess joke) (bwee)


https://www.tumblr.com/crtter/695127339072372737?source=share

crtter
Sep 11, 2022
My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English


crtter
Sep 11, 2022
It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

Date: 2024-09-12 03:46 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] dissectionist
I have now laughed at two different 9/11 jokes tonight, which is probably a personal record.

Date: 2024-09-12 06:43 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] full_metal_ox
It’s also been pointed out that The Nightmare Before Christmas can serve as a metaphor for how cultural appropriation works: helping yourself to the shiny exotic trappings of a vastly different culture with vastly different underlying cultural assumptions, without consulting the natives or bothering to understand the context.

Date: 2024-09-12 07:42 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] pameladean
I reprehensibly laughed hugely at this. Am still giggling.

P.

Date: 2024-09-12 10:58 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sabotabby
Hah!

Date: 2024-09-12 11:55 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] petra
Oh, that's beautiful.

Date: 2024-09-12 12:26 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lokifan
Ahahaha!

Date: 2024-09-12 05:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kshandra
I am ABSOLUTELY going to Hell for laughing at that.

Date: 2024-09-13 02:53 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] hitchhiker
hah :)